我結婚了+紅色炸彈

今天又從中學同學口中得知某女同學的婚訊，
心裡想着：「又來了！巳是第五個了！」
心裡又想着這位女同學在中學時我認識她的印象…
心裡繼續想着：「結婚…連男友也沒有，不用想吧！」
在星期一還在weekend mood 無心工作時得來這個消息…
一時忍不着氣在辦公室向同事們大聲呼叫：「如果你們結婚，請我拍 video 吧！
剪接、做fade in fade out 老套的powerpoint 我也可以，友情價！！」
又立刻向某女同事要求快些舉辦單身BBQ 派對(她曾向單身女同事們提及過，
只是反應不大)…發嗡風一輪及做gym平伏心情後，又收到以下一封電郵…
我的未婚夫叫Chan Kong，我的婚禮在星洲……救命啊！

>From: Joanna Tng Yilin
>To: agneschan@hotmail.com
>Subject: Re: Changi Village Hotel Wedding Showcase - 21 April 2007
>Date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:32:25 +0800
>
>
>Dear Agnes & Chan Kong
>
>Celebrate your Wedding/Solemnisation with us & join us at our upcoming
>Wedding Showcase, jointly brought to you by Changi Village Hotel and our
>esteemed partners: J&C Bridal Collections, Soo Kee Jewellery, Calvin Klein
>Fragrance, Ronce Envy Creation, The Bliss Collection, The Retreat Spa &
>Thalasso Centre, The Third Party wedding planners, Hollywood Nails, Bottles
>& Bottles, Motionimage Productions and Cheong Geomancy Consultants.
>
>Enjoy special perks and lucky draw prizes when you book your wedding with us
>during the show.
>
>Please be informed that we have processed the registration on our end & you
>will be receiving the Invitation Card within the next 2 days.
>
>Kindly furnish me with your credit card details, with the expiry date so
>that I can process the charging on my side.
>
>Thank you & we look forward to welcoming you to our Hotel!
>
>
>Joanna Tng
>Catering Coordinator
>DID: 65 6379 7182
>Fax: 65 6546 1488
>Email: joannatng@changivillage.com.sg